Traveler's Guide to Weed

1. Can I smoke weed while looking at the celebrity stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame?

2. Can I bring marijuana into Disneyland’s parks as long as I don’t smoke it?

3. San Francisco’s Golden Gate Park hosts an annual unsanctioned 4/20 festival where the city doesn’t do anything to prevent thousands of people from smoking weed on the public city park. So, it’s totally chill if I want a light up a doobie while hanging out at Fisherman’s Wharf or watch the sea lions at Pier 39, right?

4. You’re at Griffith Park, it’s sunset and the golden hour is casting a radiant glow upon the City of Angels. You decide to light up a joint because the moment is too perfect. Good choice?

5. Even though the Golden Gate Bridge is managed by a local agency, it actually connects two areas of land in San Francisco and Marin County that encompass parts of the Golden Gate National Recreation Area. This land that is connected by the bridge is federal, where even possessing marijuana is illegal. So, even though the Golden Gate Bridge is managed by a local agency, where technically possessing marijuana is legal, are you still technically breaking the law to get to it?

6. If you can’t bring your weed into Disneyland, surely the same applies for California’s other most visited theme park, right?

7. You are visiting California to have a memorable experience. What’s more memorable than one of California’s true treasures like Yosemite National Park? You really want to smoke some weed to add to the experience, but know that you’re on federal land and know it’s against the law to even have it. But you don’t seem to care and think you can get away with it. Is this a good idea?

8. You want to check out some giant pandas, but you also want to do it while high. You forgot to toke up before going into the zoo and think you can do it in the zoo because the worst thing that will happen is a warning telling you to point out your joint. So you light up. When security comes by you aren’t concerned. Should you be?

9. You’re traveling on the Pacific Coast Highway and arrive to Big Sur. You also have some weed you would like to smoke, but at this point you know can’t smoke it in public areas. You also know to avoid the federal land areas because you can’t even possess weed there. So you decide to just do an edible on non-federal land. Is this reasonable?